[the guy who be short]

Someone used to much windex on that sliding glass door, I believe

I once ran into a clear plastic door that my father had just cleaned and polished. I sympathise with all you other door-walkers.

Another thought: perhaps we should make a Tolkien characters version? That way we could put in their actual deaths .

Anyway, I'm in two minds about doing "Z." The only regular Downer beginning with Z is Zifnab, and he's already been done (in by a door).