Greetings! I'd like to play in this game; here are my lists:
Things I have assigned:
- AP exams
- empty tubes of chapstick
- the chapstick company, which thinks it can sell a tube of solidified petroleum jelly for about $1.50
- door-to-door salespeople
- every author who wrote some depressing allegory or other kind of fiction about the dangers of communism/fascism/socialism/totalitarianism/other bad isms
- people who spit on the ground for no apparent reason
- cigarettes
- computers that randomly decide to rebel against you and break when they were working just fine a minute before.
- summer reading books
- standardized tests
- news reports, when they interview someone but only provide a snippet of what they're saying.
- Adware, and pop-up ads, and all those nasty things that don't belong on my computer
- mispronunciations, especially those of the name "Bach"
- misused homophones
- unnecessary plot points
- the concept that doing things like college applications is more important than wreaking Orkish havoc in an RPG. I also assign the concept that attempting to accomplish said Orkish havoc is "doing nothing".
- The blisters that come from wearing huge boots... and bus drills in gym class where they make you jump off the back of the bus in said huge boots.
- apathetic English teachers who don't care enough to really listen to what you have to say about the literature the class is reading
- The disappointment of actually having asked him out only to learn that he does not feel the same way
- When the really great cartoons are on too late to watch on a school night
- the Presidential Fitness Test
- having multiple assignments due on the same day
- evil bowling alleys
How I have been assigned:
- Thinking everyone should get out and vote
- Saying "My Bad".
- snoring
- wearing corsets
- having a cell phone
- using American spelling
- liking licorice
- reading and writing fanfiction
- speaking English
- enjoying furry animals
- enjoying the German language
- hating white chocolate
- digging Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (with Johnny Depp)
- being in love with The Deppster himself
- reading Roald Dahl's books
- multiple lynching
- being a teenager
- posting SAVEs
- saying “soda” instead of “pop” or “coke”
- moaning about taking a test and saying: "Let's not do it today, let's do it next time"
- dedicating large portions of my life to Werewolf games
- eating light Mayonnaise
- babysitting
- loving textbooks
Thanks for getting this game together. I expect awesomeness.
Enca
