Last night I had the weirdest dream...
At first I was in college, and the archaeology lecturer was my father. I went to take a shower, but the cubicle became invaded by young girls who were smoking. I told them to get out and that I was the archaeology lecturer's daughter, but they weren't impressed.
Then the college turned into Minas Tirith, and I was in the palace. It was invaded by soldiers, and the enemy king and his wife, so I ran to wake up my father, who turned out this time to be Denethor. (And the cupboard where the shower cubicle was was now occupied by Faramir and a random girl who were making out...) I tried to impress the enemy king by telling him that I was the Steward's daughter, but that didn't work.
Then I woke up.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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