Eönwë went with the mood – and the complexity of the situation – being the literary guy he is.
But
Mnemosyne was even deeper into the Star Wars mythology – but less knowledgeable of the ‘Downer. Which probably is the wrong order of priorities.
“Alien infiltrates a crack!AU!crossover of The Two Towers and The Empire Strikes Back, so that in the "enter the cave, face your enemies, and discover yourself" phase of the myth, Frodo will not see his own face after striking Shelob down, but Phantom's.”
Isabellkya was very true to the Star Wars but all her nice and laborous hints were overlooked… which would be sad if this wasn’t a Tolkien fan-site where we consider her pic’s fate as just decent. (Frodo beats Luke a Gazillion times, right?)
So as hinted already,
Oddwen brought things back into the LotR – although there were clearly some major disturbances in the force… umm… in Eru’s graceful design…? Blame it to Morgoth.
“Samwise bravely attacked Shelob with a lightsaber and glowing clam, however Shelob is confident despite her severed leg and breaks the fourth wall.”
Clearly it was the work of Morgoth as
Lommy managed to call in the next item… it was indeed something completely different.
So
Greenie’s attempt was doomed to failure even before she concentrated into the pic. The Circus was let loose.
“A jedi Sam is in trouble fighting a surprisingly powerful Monty Python -freak Shelob.”