I'm back! Darn exams. I got them next week. Anyhoo, my Holy Grail parody:
Frodo:What's that then?
Sam:I dunno, must be an Elf.
Frodo:why?
Sam:He hasn't got crap all over him.
Sorry if it's a little crude... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
My other one:
Frodo:Eww...
Sam:And they rate this movie PG 13 with this sort of stuff in it?
Frodo:geez, never knew a bunny rabbit could hate Legolas so much.
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"Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"
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