Why don't personality tests have *all* the characters in them? –I mean, who *wouldn't* want to write a quiz with several hundred possible results?
The seven dwarves? –Latest changes to the "Hobbit" production!
The Link between Tolkien, Peter Pan, and Star Wars... –Ah, I believe that would be "hand-amputation".
Are Sauron and Jabba related? –Probably, knowing the Star Wars EU...
Melkor and Sauron's goal –What are you talking about? They weren't even on the same team in the Arda Cup!
Was the One Ring destroyed? –No. No, no, no, no, no. This absolutely definitely did not happen. Why do you ask?
Half-orcs? Redeemable? –Only half of them.
Where did all the goblins go? "♪ ♫...Long time pa-assing... Where did all the goblins go...? Long time ago..."
Were hobbits originally entwives? –I think I'll let this one speak for itself.