Here's We are the Elves Who Don't Do Anything (Sung to the tune of We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything from Veggie Tales). I'm sorry if the tune isn't quite accurate.
"We are the Elves, who don't do anything,
We just here and lie around,
And if you ask us, to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything.
Oh, all we eat is lembas,
And all we drink is miruvor,
And we've never sung a song that made any sense at all!
And we like to sit in trees all day and make our special glow-swords,
And we've never been to Mordor in the Fall!
Oh sometimes we'll be eating,
And sometimes we'll just sit here,
But mostly we'll be singing one of our most lengthy songs!
And sometimes you will see us walking in the forest talking,
But we've never been to Mordor in the Fall!"
When you babysit constantly, these songs get stuck in your head.
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