[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

I'm Shelob - obviously. I would have been rather disappointed if I had got some other result.

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you.You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Yeah, that's me. And the reason of existence is now solved, I see. Splendid.