[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

No it hasn't. People always cry when they're peeling mushrooms. Oh, wait...

Anyway, on second thoughts I can rewrite it; but if you want to make it into an hallucination, then the money that lord blancmange-for-brains has made by selling those trombones will have to turn out to be an assortment of old leaves.