Ok, here i spout off my lame jokes.
When a fellowship thinks...
Legolas: "Will i ever find true love?"
( Wakes up from his day dreaming, looks around, realizes he's in a fellowship with: dirty haired men, smelly hobbits, a grimey dwarf,and a wizard who hasn't bathed for ages.) " Well, i guess it's only me and you Herbal Essance..."
Boromir: "Wow, that's ring's pretty shinny... And, Oh my Gosh! I almost forgot! Dad's birthday is only a week away! And that ring could make-up for all the times i embassed him in front of everyone by wearing my mustard-yellow leaszer suit!
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