Durelin, being old and crotchety, was annoyed by all this singing and wanted the neighbourhood to return to sanity. The best way seemed to be turning all the gardens into pictures that looked like this…
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Originally Posted by Durelin
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Government gardens were also affected and local MP Beregond was inundated with protests calling for the removal of these offensive images. Eventually, Beregond made a statement to the press saying…
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Originally Posted by Beregond
Having recovered the ring, Sauron's party was a startlingly dull affair; his minions exercised and dreamed of blonde women
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Tree lover and local crazy person, TheGreatElvenWarrior, returned from battle at just the time when this statement was being splashed across the news. She was so upset that she called upon all the ents to gather together and trample the city into this shape…
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Originally Posted by TGEW
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An exploded penguin named Lommy had been a resident of the post box outside the city. Upon seeing its new shape, she screamed so loud that she exploded all over again, making this noise…
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Originally Posted by Lommy
"Sauron's wild victory party became even wilder when the Gollum clones were unleashed and started planning beating Galadriel."
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Cleaner in chief, Greenie, refused to mop this mess up. Instead, she went to her room and painted the carpet to look like this…
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Originally Posted by Greenie
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Oddwen, who had taken the form of a carpet, was not happy about this at all. Her rage was so intense that the government had to throw her in prison. As she was dragged away, she was heard shouting…
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Originally Posted by Oddwen
Even as the victorious invading Viking armies of the Witch King celebrate the victory of Sauron, five Gollum clones escape their cage with dreams of punching Galadriel.
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