LOL MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got one!
*Filmed in Valinor, by little Galadriel's father. Camera shows a pretty little girl with golden hair, bright blue eyes and gappy teeth. Aww ain't she adorable!*
Dad: C'mon honey, show us your new toy.
G: Ok! (Steps aside, to reveal a shimmering puddle in the ground.) Thith ith my mirror, and I can thee thingth with it! (little Galadriel has a lithp)
Dad: Aww what sort of things sweety?
G: (Smiles enigmatically. Even at a young age she was mysterious!) Oh thingth...
Feanor comes past and shoves her into her "mirror".
F: Hahahaha!
G: WAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOUR MEANANDIHATEYOU!!!!!!
F: Well what you gonna do about it hah? You can't even speak properly!
G: Well I thaw what happenth to you in the future and it'th not gonna be pretty...!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (wind starts building up and young Galadriel turns a scary shade of green, lightning flashes and moment passes. She skips off merrily tra la la la la.)
Dad: ooo.....k then.
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