Ahhhh! *pant pant* I'm here and as of right now I'm posting, I could be the one to ask "interview" Fen, perhaps then I'll get the needed bat upside the head to do my duty for this RP. I mean not that I have no reason to post, quite the contrary, but this would merely give me extra incentive. And perhaps Fen could feel degraded or insulted that one of the company of female persausion is the one asking the questions.
Just an idea, if someone else is better suited for the job than by all means go to it!