Sorry girls, but this one always reminds me of the Leggyboppers.
Stalker Girl- The Arrogant Worms
When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool
We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools
Sign bodyparts for fans
Check into rehab and smash up the van
But looking back I should have stayed in school
Life out on the road can be dangerous you see
Truck stop food and smelly roadies are not nearly as scary
As that girl who's at every show
Mouthing the words from the front row
The stalker girl is scaring the hell outta me
She's my creepy stalker girl
I'm the centre of her whacked-out, crazy and delusional world
She follows me everywhere
She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair
Just go away you creepy stalker girl
She says I touch her in a very special way
But I'd never go near her out without my pepper spray
And the voices inside her head
Said break into my house and sleep in my bed
And they also said that shaving the cat was okay
She's my creepy stalker girl
I'm the centre of her whacked-out, crazy and delusional world
She follows me everywhere
She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair
Just go away you creepy stalker girl
I've analyzed her handwriting
And I've got some bad news
You're manic obsessive with abandonment issues
And you think that all our songs
Are about you and you're usually wrong
Except for now this song is so about you
You creepy stalker girl
You creepy stalker girl
You creepy stalker girl
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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