Oooo, this is working out even better than I planned. Well, sort of....
To my packmates: Stage One is complete. Stage Two and beyond is up to you. You know who to kill and who to save for later, so keep to our plan and all will work out. I'm sorry I couldn't stay longer, but as discussed this was hopefully for the best. Best of luck to you and the village, and may the best side win.
*cackles maniacally and rides off into the sunset*
Oh, and kudos to Nienna for knowing me better than the rest of you. Job well done, darling. I'll ship you some cookies. (Though I wouldn't eat them if I were you.)
To Shasta. Thanks so much for trying to stick up for me, but you know my heart will always belong to my darling Nilp. Besides, I'm too evil for you.
To Lhuna and Brinn. Quoth Mrs. Lovett, "Die! Die! God in Heaven, die!"
To Nog. The same, only with a giggle on the end. I loved flustering you, dear one.
And now, I die. Enjoy being pillaged, village!
~~Sally the Insufferable~~