Well, 10003 it'll have to be...that's still alot of zeroes.
Gandalf: Peregrine Took! Come back with my
cloak!
Or...
Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to come in...
aargh!
Or...
Gandalf had to leave the amiptheater to use the bathroom...right
now!
Or...
Gandalf had to leave the ampitheater to beat the traffic...right
now!
Or...
This is some twisted fashion walkway. Nice tights, Gandy.
Or...
"And here to present the award is Gandalf the White!"
*Gandalf runs onto the stage*
G: Thank you, thank you! I am here to present the award for Most Captions Ever to the people of the Barrowdowns. During the past forty-three months hundreds of people have made thousands of captions, hundreds of running jokes, and millions of smiles from across the globe. I will now present this award to
Hookbill the Goomba for his omnipresence in this topic,
Robin Headstrong for starting the original thread, and as always the
Great and Mighty Wight for letting it go on so long. The rest of you get a lovely parting gift. Thank you all, and goodnight!
*he rips off his cloak and streaks off the stage*
The Crowd: NOOOOOOO!!