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"Oathbreakers, why have ye come?"
And a voice was heard out of the night that answered him, as if from far away: "To fulfil our oath and have peace."
Then Aragorn said: "The hour is come at last. Now I go to Pelargir upon Anduin, and ye shall come after me. And when all this land is clean of the servants of Sauron, I will hold the oath fulfilled, and ye shall have peace and depart for ever. For I am Elessar, Isildur's heir of Gondor."
There was a lengthy pause, followed by the distinct sound of someone blowing their tongue, as if from far away, and the voice responded: "You killed my auntie."
Aragorn was taken aback. "Well, I'm sorry about that--"
"You killed the bride's father!"
Another voice rang out. "But isn't he already dead?"
"SILENCE, YOU!!!"
"D'oh."
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