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Edie · 07-17-2003, 11:59 PM

these are ALL VERY-VERY-VERY-FUNNY!!!!!!! lol! anywho.... since I'm posting, lets see what I can come up with....

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*while gandalf in on top of isengard*

Saroman: well, I asked you nicely... sorry 'bout my naaaasty temper... honestly, PJ could have hired me for a less dramatic movie... You want some tea? or maybe I could come up with somthing a little stronger! I've got soem ale from ____(date goes here)___ what say we open one?

*time passes*

Saroman: I could make you some eggs if you like.

Gandalf:*coming up from behind* just tea, thank-you.

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what you have to remember through that is that Saroman is a bag guy
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Frodo: but the ring cannot stay here!

Gandalf: no,*comes in closer* no, it can't.

Frodo: *clenches his fist around the ring* what must I do?

Gandalf: you must leave, and leave quickly.

Frodo: are you sure? why couldn't I just throw it away?

Gandalf: I don't beleive those were your lines, Elijah, *turnes to PJ* were they?

PJ:no! and niether were those! I could fire you, you know!

Ian M.: really? that would be nice... does the fire come with marshmellows??

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more babling from me, yours truely, Edeline Telcontar [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ July 18, 2003: Message edited by: Edie ]

07-17-2003, 11:59 PM	#19
Edie Newly Deceased Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 10	these are ALL VERY-VERY-VERY-FUNNY!!!!!!! lol! anywho.... since I'm posting, lets see what I can come up with.... ****************************************** **************************************** while gandalf in on top of isengard Saroman: well, I asked you nicely... sorry 'bout my naaaasty temper... honestly, PJ could have hired me for a less dramatic movie... You want some tea? or maybe I could come up with somthing a little stronger! I've got soem ale from ____(date goes here)___ what say we open one? time passes Saroman: I could make you some eggs if you like. Gandalf:coming up from behind just tea, thank-you. ****************************************** what you have to remember through that is that Saroman is a bag guy *********************************** Frodo: but the ring cannot stay here! Gandalf: no,comes in closer no, it can't. Frodo: clenches his fist around the ring what must I do? Gandalf: you must leave, and leave quickly. Frodo: are you sure? why couldn't I just throw it away? Gandalf: I don't beleive those were your lines, Elijah, turnes to PJ were they? PJ:no! and niether were those! I could fire you, you know! Ian M.: really? that would be nice... does the fire come with marshmellows?? ************************************************ ********************** more babling from me, yours truely, Edeline Telcontar [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ July 18, 2003: Message edited by: Edie ] __________________ "in the high tounge it will not sound so ill, and telcontar I will be and all the heirs of my body"