Boromir: What's that terrifying image I'm being subjected to?
Aragorn: What, you mean that huge advancing army of orcs?
Boromir: Nah, that's not scary. I mean who's that running away from them?
Aragorn: AAAAAHHHHH! They scared Pippin out of the shower! RUN!!!!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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