Well, i don't think Sauron would like to be pres. You know, the whole UN thing... But, what about this?
Resume
Name: The World Destroyer Formerly known as Sauron
Date of birth: I have never lived, only dominated!
Former Occupation (If any): Fascist Dictator (Old school, none of that "Neo" Garbage!)
Training: By the best... Until he went mad, i screwed him over, and took over.
Desired Occupation: Corporate Dictatorship
Reasons for leaving former occupation: Um...Err. Heh Heh. Next Question!?
Reasons for this chosen occupation: Well, you see, the old dominion wasn't bringing in enough budgit and i REALLY wanted some new weapons of mass-destruction. So, i figure, hey? This Haliburton corporation sounds interesting. In other words, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates and Haliburton's got a new key, I think we should get together try to work it out you see? I've been looking around awhile and you Haliburton, got something i need.
Hobbies: Being naughty, charming stray animals and evil creatures to do my bidding, Scaring tax collectors and weapons regalia inspectors (Usually turning them into slaves too, so they can play find-and bring-back with weapons i foolishy wore to war not a dinner party.), and other activities that include malice and eyeballs.
it's not the best Resume' but, it will have to do for now.
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