I have a bootleg copy of TTT. I haven't watched the whole thing with the English captions (I couldn't bear to), but from the parts I've seen, Gollum has a very dirty mouth. Seriously! And he calls the Ring "The baby". [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Ow. Now my face hurts. Too much laughter. I think "I have feelings" would be my nomination for one of the best.
Well, here's another site with captions from TTT:
Engrish TTT captions