LOL I like your thinking Lindril Arvilya!!!
I thought about it again and using inspiration from you, I have come up with the following-
Ending 1.) Eowyn would win. But then Arwen would say, "But there is still hope" and tackle Eowyn all over again. And Aragorn gives up and hits on Galadriel instead.
Ending 2.) After fighting until a standstill, they decide to compromise- each to their own, but literally. Eowyn gets the man, Aragorn, and Arwen gets the elf, Legolas. Oh, but then she'd have to deal with me...
Ending 3.) From the above, I definately whip Arwen's silk clad butt (i "have some skill with a blade") and get Legolas. YAY!
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Okay, maybe i should add a happy (but not exactly original) ending.
4.) They follow what the book says and Arwen gets Aragorn, and Eowyn gets Faramir. Happily ever after. D'ya think that maybe there was a secret catfight bewteen Arwen and Eowyn just like this except for that Tolkien accidentally left it out?
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