Oops, that didn't come out right, I am a very dedicated Tolkien fan don't get me wrong.
And so I shall recite the entire History of Middle Earth and Arda from the Beginning.
"And so, the great god of the Valar, Iluvatar, said 'Ea!' (Be!') and the Arda, (universe) was created.
And Aule the Smith created Middle Earth, for Aule was one of the twelve who were created, the Valar, and he adored all things metal and beautiful...
<Other non-Tolkien people walk off in disgust>
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