Results:<P>Faramir's Best: "Then it is forfeit."<P>Faramir's Worst: "A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his...<I>qu</I>ality..."<BR>(I just thought I'd illustrate the awful inflections there, for you... )<P>Next, let's do <B>Gollum/Sméagol.</B><P>My 2¢:<P>Best:<BR><UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI> "Give it to us raw and wriggling..."<BR><LI> That speech at the end where he says, "We could let <I>her</I> do it...yes, we'll let <I>her</I> kill them..." (or something like that)<BR><LI> "The theives...the filthy little theives! They stole it, my precious, and we wants it!"<BR><LI> "Look what good Sméagol caught! Eat them, eat them! <I>*crack*</I> They're young and tender and fresh!" (or something like that!)<BR></UL><P>Worst:<BR>"Go away and never come back!" I think they overdid the "good Sméagol thing" (more Jekyll and Hyde than Slinker and Stinker) and I was skeptical that Sméagol could really tell Gollum off that easily.
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