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Morai · 11-10-2005, 06:59 PM

I think it's time someone finally added this to their "guess list:"

The Barrow-Wight

Species: Opii Biggus Shnozolus "The Common Hefty-nosed Penguin"
Habits most of Antartica, eastern Argentina, though he occasionally hops a cab to slip up to Iowa for a wild weekend
Diet includes herring, halibut, young sardines, small assorted South Atlantic schooling fish, and Pop Tarts
Nesting season is in early June. Mating behaivor is mystery since he is a discreet embarrassed animal.
When he is not feeding or caring for his young, he enjoys skinny-dipping, long hot baths, reminising about the 1960s, foot massages, listening to Moody Blues records until late at night with the lights out.
Fairly liberal minded, he would be driving an used Volvo if he could reach the pedals.
I won't mention his pecuilar tastes in television.
Conclusion: The Hefty Nosed Penguin is gentle, easily influenced, yet not overly sensitive. He has a pleasant dispositon, is generally optimistic, and a welcome member of the Animal Kindom, even though he eats crackers in bed.

I hope you find this more amusing than insulting Mr. Wight.

11-10-2005, 06:59 PM	#1443
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	"What do you remember most about the war?" I think it's time someone finally added this to their "guess list:" The Barrow-Wight Species: Opii Biggus Shnozolus "The Common Hefty-nosed Penguin" Habits most of Antartica, eastern Argentina, though he occasionally hops a cab to slip up to Iowa for a wild weekend Diet includes herring, halibut, young sardines, small assorted South Atlantic schooling fish, and Pop Tarts Nesting season is in early June. Mating behaivor is mystery since he is a discreet embarrassed animal. When he is not feeding or caring for his young, he enjoys skinny-dipping, long hot baths, reminising about the 1960s, foot massages, listening to Moody Blues records until late at night with the lights out. Fairly liberal minded, he would be driving an used Volvo if he could reach the pedals. I won't mention his pecuilar tastes in television. Conclusion: The Hefty Nosed Penguin is gentle, easily influenced, yet not overly sensitive. He has a pleasant dispositon, is generally optimistic, and a welcome member of the Animal Kindom, even though he eats crackers in bed. I hope you find this more amusing than insulting Mr. Wight. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com Last edited by Morai; 11-11-2005 at 10:43 AM.