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Airerûthiel · 01-11-2003, 10:06 AM

You forgot these:

*portable tent, decorated all in white, complete with enough white lillies to give the most resilient normal person incurable hay fever for a month (remind you of anyone?)
*what Legolas bills as a mobile phone but which is actually two cups with an incredibly long bit of string attached to them to talk to all the crazy fan-girls he uses his cheesy chat-up lines on

Here's a couple of extracts from Legolas' book of cheesy chat-up lines by the way (just in case you're interested):

"What's a nice Dwarf-woman like you doing in a mine like this? Oh, wait...you're a guy...it's just, what with the beard and all..."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...if the alphabet round here had those letters."
"Have you got 10 pence? It's just my mum told me to phone her when I fell in love...but we don't have phones or money here, do we?"

[ January 11, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ]

01-11-2003, 10:06 AM	#16
Airerûthiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Long Lake Posts: 228	You forgot these: portable tent, decorated all in white, complete with enough white lillies to give the most resilient normal person incurable hay fever for a month (remind you of anyone?) what Legolas bills as a mobile phone but which is actually two cups with an incredibly long bit of string attached to them to talk to all the crazy fan-girls he uses his cheesy chat-up lines on Here's a couple of extracts from Legolas' book of cheesy chat-up lines by the way (just in case you're interested): "What's a nice Dwarf-woman like you doing in a mine like this? Oh, wait...you're a guy...it's just, what with the beard and all..." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...if the alphabet round here had those letters." "Have you got 10 pence? It's just my mum told me to phone her when I fell in love...but we don't have phones or money here, do we?" [ January 11, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ] __________________ 'If they give you ruled paper, write the other way' - Juan Ramón Jiménez I love pirates!