"Sword fixers tech support, If you have dented or warped your sword press one, if you have "lost" or "misplaced" your sword press two, if your sword was broken long ago press three, if you like the sound of my voice press four, if you want to hear the options again press five, if you don't have a sword and wish to buy one for a ridiculous amount of money press six, if your sword has a talking entity in it press seven, if you have forgotten why you called press six and we'll refresh your memory"
Aragorn presses three
"You have pressed three: if your sword was broken long ago. Would you like to here the option again? press six for yes and three for no."
Aragorn presses three again.
"You have pressed three confirming that you want your broken sword fixed, why bother it's best to buy a new one, so press six, if you insist on getting help to fix your sword press four"
Aragorn grumbles and pushes four
"you have pushed four which means you like the sound of my voice....."
Aragorn screams and hangs up the phone.
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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