Nice. Here's another:
Sauron: Tech Support?
TS: Yes, how can we *whisper* not *whisper* help you?
Sauron: Yes, well i was playing around in my yard a couple of days ago, and this guy stole my ring.
TS: Stole your ring?
Sauron: Yeah, he cut my finger off and took it! I was...um...I was wondering if I could have another?
TS: I'll have to ask my supervisor
~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~
Do you have your recipt?
Sauron: I think so. Let me check...
~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~
Um...I don't have the receipt for the ring, but I have a recipt for another item I purchased the same day, will that work?
TS: Hold please...
~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~
No, it won't
Sauron: Well...don't you have some kind of theft policy?
TS: No. We'd have to actually care about the customer in order to have that
Sauron: Well?
TS: Well what?
Sauron: Do you?
TS: Do I what?
Sauron: Care?
TS: About what?
Sauron: The customer?
TS: No
Sauron: That's it! I'm going to target!