If there was a Middle Earth Tech Support, who would call, and what would they call for?
Example:
Legolas: Yeah, I'm hear about this quiver I bought...
Tech Support: What's wrong with it?
Legolas: I was promissed that this quiver have an infinite amount of arrows that could never run out, but I just ran out.
Tech Support: Has this happened before?
Legolas: No
Tech Support: Hold Please...
~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~
Tech Support: Does the auto shoot feature work?
Legolas: Yeah, that's working just fine. It's why I always beat the dwarf!
Tech Support: Hold Please...
~*~ Yet Another Ten Hours Later ~*~
Tech Support: Is the quiver switch set on infinite?
Legolas: Let me check...um...hmm...oh. Silly me, I had it set on finite.
Tech Support: Does that solve your problem?
Legolas: Let me test it!
*Fires infinite amount of arrows*
Yeah, it works!
Tech Support: We're glad we could help. Please call again...
*Legolas hangs up*
...after I quit this job!
And there ya go. Stuff of that nature.