Lhunardawen will eventually be a werewolf, allowing a whole load of lunar-Lhuna jokes and puns to be made.
Tgwbs's BDer dreams will start coming back... (it must have been a week since the last one!
)
The phantom will return and see how popular his thread has been. This will be the cause of his ego growth.
Kath and
tgwbs will become the new
Fea and
the phantom.
Eventually, everything that could have been discussed about the Books and Movies, and every question a newcomer could ask, will have been discussed and answered. These forums will turn into archives and be abandoned. The only forums to live on will be Mirth, by which time we will be addressing questions such as
"Would the fellowship have succeeded if Gimli were a small apple pie?" (These would primarily have been created by
the Barrow Wight after his lamentable descent into lunacy.)