But you can do so much with him, Diamond. You could make him little designer loinclothes, and give him a comb-over, or you could buy two of them and have "Slinker" and "Stinker" without that whole bipolar issue.
Ooooh, you could put little suction cups on his hands and feet and stick him to your car window!
If this is travesty, I don't want to be canon.
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