Since the Barwen and Kenagorn picture blew out the Travest-o-meter, I suggest that before you go to full-up testing on the newest model with that picture, there is an interim test which may provide useful but not excessive travestic values for calibration purposes. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...
The 12-inch Talking Gollum PLUSH TOY.
Seismographic data from the Oxford area indicate that the rate at which The Professor is spinning in his grave is on the increase...