As long as we're linking to caloric LotR versions, here's another:
Lord of the Peeps.
Oh, the Minas Tirith wedding cake idea is splendid,
Mithalwen!
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth..
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