-You frown upon those "Lucky Rabbit Foot" things, because they make you think of Hobbit feet.
-You have a perfectly accurate miniature of Minas Tirith in your bedroom.
-You buy a 9 pet bats and 9 Nazgul figurines which you strap to their backs. Then you build a lego Minas Morgul and let them roost on it.
-You try to wake up trees and have never used wood for anything, fearing murderous tree-herders.
-You have a pet warg...and you've bought it a mate!
-You don't own a can of mace, but you do own an intricate replica of Grond, Hammer of the Underworld.
-You've actually sung Gollum Fish Song in a public place.
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"
-Aeschylus, Song of the Furies
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