In geography class, when you have do draw a picture with at least ten landforms with a group, you draw a volcano and climbing up it a teeny-tiny Frodo, Sam, and Gollum slinking behind, too small for anyone else to notice. (Don't think my group would have been too pleased with me) Nor would they have been pleased to see a tiny Nazgul on the bird...or the doors of Moria on the mountain...or if I had turned the buffalo some wiseguy drew wings on (get it? Buffalo wings? Nevermind, it's not that funny) into a balrog...
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