[Maeggaladiel]

Oh, this is awesome!

I think that the two idiot pigs (I think their names are Randy and Andy) should be in this. They're so stupid! I like Gonzo and Rizzo being Merry and Pippin, so I'm not sure who Randy and Andy should be. They do like to annoy Ms. Piggy though, so maybe they should be Celeborn and Haldir if Piggy's Galadriel.

Oooh! Remember the Spamella Anderson pig lady from The Muppet Show? She should be either Eowyn or Arwen, and Piggy should be the other. Then Piggy can get all jealous when she sees Kermit-agorn with Spamella.

Maybe Pepe the prawn (known as 'the shrimp guy') should be Boromir! "You should give me the ring, okay?" "It's a conspiracy, okay?" "I had this funky dream, okay?" "It is a gift, okay?" Then Faramir could be a normal guy, so it'll look really funny when Denethor says that he likes his seafood son over the human.

Elrond should definately be Sam the Eagle. "You must destroy the ring! It is the American Way!... Er... It is the Middlearthian Way!"

THe Swedish chef should be Sauron. His singing fruit could be nasgul. Gonzo could be sarumon and his chickens should be uruks.