I already have a date, but this is fun, so I hope you don't mind me posting [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Lady Of Gondor seeks male escort for party. Preferably human or elvish, as not to cause height problems when dancing or whatever.
Lady Of Gondor is tall, raven-haired, and willowy (and rich). If she sounds like your sort of gal, get hold of her and sweep off her feet at GondorianGal@MinasTirith.stewardsonly.
No losers need apply.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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