End of Day the Third
The third round ended late because the moddess forgot all about it, but even this was not enough to save two minor characters:
Fattie Dorkins: 2 votes
The Sea-serpent: 2 votes
Mr. Parish: 1 vote
Farmer Giles: 1 vote
King Augustus: 1 vote
And so, with cries of, "Tolkien was against fat people, and if it's good enough for Tolkien, it's good enough for us!" the judges fed Fattie Dorkins to The Sea-serpent. Then they slaughtered the Sea-serpent and made it into chic purses, boots, belts, watch straps, and hat bands.
Day the Fourth finds 47 remaining contestants:
Farmer Giles of Ham
Ægidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham)
Gram, his dog
The Giant from the Wild Hills
King Augustus Bonifacious
Chrysophylax Dives
The Miller
The Parson
Sunny Sam (Fabricius Cunctator) The Blacksmith
Smith of Wooton Major/Leaf By Niggle
Master Cook Rider
Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
Nokes
Smith of Wooton Major
Nell
Queen of Faerie
Niggle
Mr. Parish
The Adventures of Tom Bombadil (Poems)
Goldberry
Badger
Old Man Willow
The Barrow-wight
Goodman Maggott
Princess Mee
Fíriel
The Mewlips
Troll
Roverandom
Roverandom
The Wizard Artaxerxes
The Little Boy
Psamothos Psamathides
Mew, the Seagull
Man-in-the-Moon
Moon-dog
Great White Dragon
Mer-dog
Uin, the Whale
Mr. Bliss
Mr. Bliss
Girabbit
Mr. Binks
Mr. Day
Mrs. Knight
Archie
Teddy
Bruno
Albert Dorkins
Herbert Dorkins
Egbert Dorkins
Sergeant Boffin
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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