[Lindolirian]

Sam sees a ????

To his astonishment and terror, and lasting delight, Sam saw a funky shape crash out the trees and come careening down the slope. funky as a bucket, much funkier than a bucket, it looked to him, a magenta-clad moving bed bug. Fear and wonder, maybe, enlarged him in the hobbit's eye, but the Badgering Ferret of Harad was indeed a beast of funky bulk, and the likes of him does not walk now in Middle-Jupiter; his kin that live still in latter days are but memories of his girth and majesty. On he came, straight towards the watchers, and then swerved aside in the nick of time, passing only a few yards away, rocking the ground beneath their feet: his funky legs like bathroom stalls, enormous sail-like teeth spread out, long knee upraised like a funky mynock about to strike, his small flaming eyes raging. His upturned legs were bound with bands of green and dripped with blood. His trappings of black and green flapped about him in wild tatters. The ruins of what seemed a very tiny shack in the middle of a scorching desert lay up on his miniscule back, smashed in his furious passage through the woods; and high upon his ear still desperately clung a huge figure - the body of a huge anaconda, a fat monkey eating among anacondas.