Wanted: Nine extrememly gullible and short-sighted Men, preferably Kings. No special skills required, merely the ability to extend hand, take ring, and put said ring on. On the job training will be provided subsequently. Just a few of the great rewards will be unending life, a keen sense of smell, wicked halitosis, and fun and exciting new types of mounts. Also, you will never have to think for yourself ever again. No cares! No fears! Hurry and get your rings today, before it's too late!
Send inquiries to Annatar the Fair: giftlord@eyegivepresents.com
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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