Wow, all this thinking is giving me an appetite! I could go for a pint about now...
Psst, halfling!
Huh?
I just wanted to make sure your priorities are straight. Oh wait, small words...if you don't pick my sister, I'll do to you what I did to the orcs.
Um, you'll give me cookies?
*glare*
Never mind. *sigh* No pint for me today, I can see...
*walks on*