I would have to say me and the Phantom. (I'm sorry, Phantom! Please don't hurt me!) But seriously, As you can tell by my slightly off posts (mentally) and eccentricness (is that a word?), and the Phantom's seriousness and my goofiness, it would be a quite amusing pair. I can see it now: we are fighting off Orcs and Trolls, and I am happily picking flowers. Or singing "In Dreams" while doing Baton routines with my sword.
(I sure like parenthesis, don't I?)