Saruman: today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Orcs below: Happy birthday!
S:But alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable orcs.
Orcs: cheer
Wormtongue: sir?
S: shut up. I'm talking.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less tan half of you half as well as you deserve.
Orcs:..?
Wormtounge: sir, you're saying--
S: I said shut up!
I...I uh...I have things to do...
W: SIR!
S: What?
W: You're saying the wrong lines!
S: Oh, I am?
W:Yes!
S. oops...
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"My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles." ~The Evil Overlord List
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