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Originally Posted by Faramir Jones
Anyone Returning Me To My Rightful Owner Shall Be Richly Rewarded And Gain His Friendship For Ever.
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More like: shall be promised a big reward but will be killed anyways.
But, realistically, that would be against the entire purpose of the Ring to tempt people beyond logical conclusions. What should be written is probably "I am your preciouss and I will grant all your desires", that would be more true to its being.