That just reminded me of one.
*The hobbits just arrive in Bree*
Frodo: Well, everyone seems nice so far here.
Merry: Yeah they sure...
*someone comes by and pats Merry on the head*
Merry: I HATE when people do that!
Pippin: Oh they're just trying to be nice Merry.
*another person comes by and pats Pipin on the head*
Pippin: Ok, NOW they're gonna pay!!
Sam: Oh no! Fight later you guys we gotta hide, hurry up!!!! The Black Riders are coming!!
*The hobbits all scramble to a hiding place but they don't get there fast enough. The Black Riders jump off the horses and pat them on the head. Then they head over to the Prancing Pony to get a pint.*
Nazgul: Awww, aren't they cute.
Nazgul #2: Yeah, they're so small! I could just fit them in my robe!
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