A few days ago I was listening to the radio and I came across this:
Guy 1:Hey dude, what's your favourite movie?
Guy 2:LotR: TTT.
Guy 1: Guess what. You can get it free with these two way radios.
Guy 2: Free?!?
Guy 1: Yeah, when you buy bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
Guy 2: You suck, man.
And that's the long and short of it.
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"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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