The Moon! What Moon?! That one. Up in the sky. See?
Are you a better person? –Than you? Definitely!
Feanor Self-Important? –Nah, he was a model of humility. Everyone knows that.
Female Nazgûl??? –Well, I was "Khamûlia" in a WW game once. Does that count?
Is there any hope of redemption ...? For us? Nope, we're all hopeless geeks.