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Old 02-17-2005, 05:48 AM   #70
narfforc
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Smallest books in Middle-Earth

1. The Dwarven book of Dating (Dis).

2. The Hobbit Diet Book (Dr Fatty Lumpkin) or The Fatkins Diet.

3. The Orkish Etiquette Book (Gorbag).

4. Advanced Mathematics for Trolls.

5. The Orkish Vegetarian Cookbook (Grishnakh).

6. The Art of Flying (Gothmog the Balrog).

7. Growing Potatoes (Smeagol).

8. Contraception (Sam Gamgee).

9. How to choose your Bride (Bilbo and Frodo Baggins).

10. Fire Safety (Denethor).
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