Boromir, it is time for me to dance your socks off!
I've asked help from Saruman, and he don't know jack. I asked for help from Elrond, and he's a wuss. I 've asked help from Galadriel, and she's too prissy, but the Balrog, yes, the Balrog knows how to throw down on the floor. So, lets go, you and me. On a Disco-dance-a-thon. Let the viewers decide!
You MUST be joking.
Oh, no, I'm very serious!
I was always taught to be kind to my elders, but if you want this, then I will be happy to oblige. No one dares to threaten my Disco throne!! I will go first so you can save your energy when you see how I will wipe the floor with you.
*Boromir pulls out all his best moves...but will they be enough?!*
Gandalf: Is THAT all you've got? Step aside, amature!
For the Balrog!!
*Gandalf uses all the moves he has just learned, using his sword and staff, and even adds a little...
Break dancing to keep it fresh.*
Hmmmm...Gandalf is better than I thought. What will the judges say?
Now it's up to all of you to decide: will the Disco King be dethroned? Or will he keep his crown? Cast your vote for the next Disco King!!
[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]