((In the Dead Marshes))
Gollum, I see dead people
Calls us Smeagol, dangit
Please Mr. Frodo, let me kill him...
((Later on))
*Gasp!* Gimli! Do I have a ZIT!????
Yes you do! Bring your pretty face to my axe and I'll get it for you!
You wouldn't dare!
To be continued, maybe....